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fetusswift:

neverevers:

it’s getting dark and it’s all too quiet and i can’t trust anything now…and it’s coming over you like it’s all a

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taylorswift I just choked on my Diet Coke.

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inquisitioned:

There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite! 

Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood. 

Because they sent back two ten year old boys.  

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feed-m3-acid:

I wouldn’t choose me…
keep-away-reality:

20th of October
#shit it's almost over   #i've achieved near to nothing   

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

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swlft:

life hack: avoid people who don’t like taylor swift u don’t need that negativity and weakness in ur life

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